(Note: I’m basing most of this off of how my brother is 15 year old black teen)
- Miles gets josed for his hairline constantly, says his barber is out of town
- he has drawn over 500 different versions of black DBZ and Naruto characters
- After he gets his powers, no one near him can ever self serve their neck again, he’s too fast
- even with super powers, he still manages to forget to take out the chicken for his mama. Whack.
- He however never loses at 2k anymore.
Blackies add more
Miles is known to take old beat up sneakers and customize them thanks to his art skills; he makes bank off of doing it for kids at school
No but for real this boy has so many side hustles like he’ll customize backpacks, binders, anything
He goes hard for Rock Lee and always talks about how he was robbed during the Chunin exams arc
He was geeked when he learned about the limited edition DBZ Adidas and he ain’t even really like Adidas
The kids at school clown him because his dad is a cop but his dad is known to keep the neighborhood kids from getting into too much trouble with law enforcement so they ease up a little
after his growth spurt his parents refuse to buy him new pants until christmas so for the next 6 months kids clown on his highwaters INCESSANTLY
sometimes he pops into the local cornerstore in full spiderman gear bc you cant fight crime if youre hungry and the shopkeepers always real nice even if he still has to pay full price for his hot fries and arizona tea
also he spits sunflower seeds off of tall buildings until “"officer davis sir”“ yells at him to clean it up because “thats just nasty your ma didnt teach you better???”
a video of spiderman naruto running on top of a moving subway train goes viral
spiderman participates in those stupid dance challenges whenever the neighborhood kids ask him too
He uses his newfound perfect equilibrium to flex on all the niggas who dance on the subway
Eventually gets aunt May to make him a black suit since washing it all the time makes the paint fade fast as fuck
People take selfies next to all his hard to reach stickers and post it to the gram
Miles likes all the photos
He gets a low fade to make the suit fit better
This prompts him to buy a red velvet du rag
Wants waves real bad but my nigga just ain’t got em
• wants him mom to teach him how to make arroz con gandules but she learned from her mom who learned from her dad and no one writes anything down bc what the hell kind of Puerto Rican MEASURES
• still has a Naruto headband he keeps it in a zippered pocket in his backpack so no one can find it tho
• you never catch this nigga lookin ashy you better BELIEVE he got pocket sized lotion at all times
• he tried wearing cool socks w his highwaters so he wouldn’t get clowned. It didn’t work.
